Hanukkah, the Jewish Festival of Lights (and the American commercial equivalent of Christmas), is upon us. Starting at sunset on December 8 year 2012, Jews around the world will celebrate with eight nights of candles, deep-fried potato pancakes, games of dreidel and gifts (only added to American Hanukkah in the first place so that kid wouldn’t feel left out of all the Christmas money-spending insanity).

These eight nights are great for quality family time.

During the event you can create a sexy atmosphere with married spouse and also have some romantic time during Hanukkah, make sure to follow these eight (clearly very scientific) rules.

1. Use your menorah to produce some romantic mood lighting. Since each night you add a candle, each night the lighting will change.

2. Always have sex before you make the latkes. Or at least make sure your hands and clothing are free of deep-fried residue before you go at it.

3. Turn the dreidel game into a game of intimacy with your spouse, Play strip spin the dreidel. The Hebrew letter Gimel means take off all your clothes, Shin means put your clothing back on, Hei means take off half of your clothing and Nun means do absolutely nothing.

4. Use (non-cooking) oil in bed — to give your partner a massage. The oil probably won’t last for eight days, but it will still be good holiday fun.

5. Find a way to incorporate chocolate gelt into your sex life every day of the holiday. Chocolate is an alleged substance that stirrs up sexual desires, after all.

6. Give your partner a gift each night, expressing your emotions of love and affection to your spouse….

7. If you’re having sex, make sure that your feelings for each other are well expressed and verbly articulated.

8. Instead of smoking a postcoital cigarette (which we do not, in any way, encourage), eat a jelly donut. Way more delicious.


Article taken from huffingtonpost.com

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