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The Jewish man who went to pray in a Catholic Church. – Humor – Jokes
- January 4, 2012
- Posted by: admin
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One Sunday morning; a Jewish man went into a catholic church.
when he got into the church, he put on his Tefillin (bound it on his hand and put it between the frontlets of his forehead) and covered Himself under talit.
He then took out his prayer book and started to pray.
When the priest of the church noticed that the people were a little bit uncomfortable with this Jewish man’s way of praying, so the priest decided to announce by saying; if there is any one in this church who feels like you do not fit into this church please leave this church.
He did the announcement more than two times, and every time he did the announcement, people who felt uncomfortable because of the this Jewish man were leaving the church.
Until the priest raised up his voice in irritation and said;
“If there is any one who is a Jew in this church, will you please pack your things and go”.
And this Jewish man put his things together, and went towards the front of the church and to took the statue of Jesus which was hanging on the cross, the picture of mary and the son, and he then said; “come on let’s get out of here, it looks like we are not wanted in this place”.